- Columns and Features - You should pay me to write these, I'm actually quite good at it when money's on the table. My desire not to starve makes me creative and gramatically correct.
- Manuscript Assessments - For those budding authors/screenwriters out there I offer a comprehensive manuscript assessment service, offering professional advice on the best ways to improve your manuscript and your chances of getting an agent and seeing your work in print.
- Copywriting - Need some copy for your website/flyer/small card to be placed inside a telephone box so people will contact you and pay you for your illicit services? By focusing on the type of service you offer and your demographic, I will provide written copy specifically designed to appeal to your audience.
- Copy Editing - I fix your mistakes good.
Also available for birthdays and Bar Mitzvahs.
Here's a picture of a baby hippo: