John Kerrison writes words that quite often form sentences that when strung together produce an often underwhelming coherence. Some of these words are being used in his debut novel, most of the others are put here.
* Recent discovery: The visitor counter on this blog doesn't so much count visitors as it does display a random number...helpful.
* I am on twitter. I still don't know why, but I am. Follow me why don't you @johnkerrison
* 'Tree Found In Man's lung.' 'Caveman Clobbers Robber With Ladder.' 'Man Stabs Brother Over Pork And Beans.' Do MSN just make up their news? * Mark Ronson has done for brass instruments what Hitler did for those tiny moustaches.